As Trump points out, you don’t see her getting any job offers. Let’s not forget her highly unsuccessful run for the U.S. She ran a company into the ground, dropped their stock, and fired a massive amount of people. Ted picked a person who doesn’t have any great accomplishments. Most people won’t accept his phone calls. Ted showed us what a F person chooses.Ĭarly is more delusional than Ted to accept this offer. He says A people pick A people and B people pick C people. Ted says we need to select a leader with good judgement. He reminded us several times while announcing Carly that a lot of people don’t think she’s attractive. After she sang during her speech he might have picked someone creepier. Maybe Ted needs someone on his ticket who’s more delusional, less successful, less ethical, and a bigger liar than he is. Trump carried every single county in Pennsylvania, a very diverse state. He doesn’t want anyone to be reminded that Trump won over 50% of Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Delaware, and Connecticut, a feat Cruz has been boasting Trump could not accomplish in any state. He also wants to talk about something else besides getting his ass kicked Tuesday. So why is Ted Cruz announcing a running mate now, before he has the nomination? Probably because he has very little chance of winning the nomination. If he loses Indiana next week is he going to start appointing ambassadors? But hey, I’m looking for logic where there isn’t any.Ĭruz announcing his veep selection is like bringing office decorations to your job interview. If you’ve donated in the past, THANK YOU!!!ĭidn’t Ted Cruz lose FIVE primaries Tuesday night? So why in the blue blazes of Hell is he picking a running mate? He referred to her as his “nominee.” I’m not sure she can be a nominee until he’s a nominee. The starving cartoonist and his Beagle appreciates it. I need to buy pens, paper, sandwiches, and dog food. If those two are actually the nominees for the GOP, I’m not as much concerned about what they want to DO for America as much as I am for what they want do TO America.ĭid you like this cartoon? Want to help a cartoonist make a living? Look to the right of this page and make a donation through Paypal. It makes it easier to keep an eye on them…and run when they get too close. People like that should be grouped together. I’m really glad Ted Cruz has the premature condition to choose a running mate, and it’s Carly Fiorina. I would say he’s “Lucifer in the flesh,” except that might offend Dick Cheney enough to shoot me in the face. Now there’s a 30 foot radius around the hole where the grass is dying. He wouldn’t play with it but he did bury it in the back yard. I bought a doggy chew toy of Ted Cruz for my dog. That guy probably spent their entire college years in a bathrobe, like Ted Cruz, hanging out by the girls’ shower and freaking them out. Here’s a judgement of character: Anyone who likes them personally should be ejected out of your atmosphere, unfriended, blocked on your cellphone, email, and just totally disregarded. There is not a person who is rational who likes Ted Cruz or Carly Fiorina. Ted Cruz is the one person that has never had the experience of a friend calling him out of the blue in the middle of the week and saying “hey, do you want to go out and get a burger?” He hasn’t had the experience of having a friend. John Boehner agrees with Ted Cruz more than he agrees with Barack Obama, yet he doesn’t want to be in the same room with Ted Cruz. Conservatives today can’t fathom the idea. Ronald Reagan and Tip O’Neill figured that out. You can disagree with a person’s politics and still like them personally. Maybe I’ll get around to drawing one.įormer Speaker of the House John Boehner came out and said that Ted Cruz is “Lucifer in the flesh” and that he’s a “miserable son of a bitch.” One of my conservative cartoonist brethren posted a meme of Boehner hanging out with Obama as if that disqualifies Boehner’s judgement. I have about seven more cartoon ideas for these two. They are disgusting and deplorable humans, if they are actually humans. While everyone else is drinking and screaming at the TVs, I’m the lame dork sitting at a bar drawing a cartoon. I drew this while hanging out with friends and watching the Washington Capitals beat the Pittsburgh Penguins in overtime. Basically, they would be the pond scum of humanity if pond scum didn’t have any morals, somewhat likability and charm in comparison. Fiorina especially prolonged the lie about the videos of Planned Parenthood that encouraged a terrorist to attack a clinic in Colorado, then justified her encouragement. That would make us very suspicious of Carly Fiorina if we weren’t already aware that there’s something wrong with her. Nobody likes Ted Cruz, unless they’re creepy and icky also.
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